| "body"> | | | | 108+ secrets were revealed to him." |
| Okay, you're going to love this... | | | | Wow, he was born, fully illumined, which I suppose |
| I was just scanning the Los Angeles Learning Annex's | | | | means enlightened. He didn't have to work for it, like |
| catalog and I decided to peruse the biographies of | | | | the rest of us sea-level saps. |
| the seminar presenters. | | | | I don't know about you, but I'm very jealous, and I |
| John McEnroe is that famous, tennis playing | | | | WOULD KILL to be able to say in my bio that I am |
| anger-non-manager who used to throw fits on the | | | | fully illumined. |
| tennis courts of the world. His bio skips the rage | | | | As far as I'm concerned, this bio trumps Trump, who |
| credentials and mentions his on the court wins, and | | | | a few sessions ago ran his own class at Learning |
| the class he's running: "How to Play and Win by Your | | | | Annex. |
| Own Rules." | | | | Back to the swami: Doesn't that phrase, "all 108+ |
| There is an upbeat class run by a lady who was shot | | | | secrets were revealed to him" intrigue you? |
| in the head by a terrorist. She's teaching something | | | | If we attend, will we get all 108+, or will he leave off |
| like How to Overcome Any Adversity. Fair enough, | | | | the +? |
| she certainly knows how to overcome ONE big | | | | If he shorts us, do you think the Annex has the cell |
| setback! | | | | phone numbers of the Hidden Masters, with whom |
| But the bio I like the most is promoting a meditation | | | | he learned? |
| class: "Discover the Crucial Truth for Achieving Inner | | | | Looking at his photo, and his Charles Manson, "You |
| Peace." | | | | will donate all of your earthly possessions to me |
| The bio says the presenter "was born fully illumined | | | | NOW!" stare, I feel illumined about one thing: |
| and spent his formative years in the Himalayas | | | | Fame, fortune and good looks aren't everything! |
| among the Hidden Masters, in whose presence all | | | | |